Collega DRACO stuurde me een mooi lijstje met regels voor alle vrouwen die er he-le-maal niets van begrijpen en wat sturing nodig hebben:
WORLD CUP RULES
- From 9 June till 9 July 2006, you will read the sports section of the paper, so you will be informed about the World Cup 2006 and we will be able to have discussions about it. If you don't read the paper there is a chance that we will give you the evils, or we will totaly ignore you. So PLEASE don't complain if you don't get any attention.
- During the World Cup we own the television, all the time, without any exceptions. If you even look at the remote, you will lose an eye.If there is any time during the game that you want to past in front of the television, we will allow you, but only if you crawl so you won't disturb us. When you decide to stand in front of the TV naked, cool, but make sure you put you clothes on quickly, because we won't bring you to the doctor and we won't be able to look after you during the World Cup.
- During the games we will be blind deaf and dumb, except of the moments we need something to eat or drink. You will be insane if you think that we will open the door, pick up the phone, or (if present) pick up the baby when it fell over……… IT WON'T HAPPEN!!!!
- At all times during the World Cup it is important that there will be 2 cases of beer in the fridge, enough chips in the cupboard and that you WILL behave yourself when we got some friends over to watch the games. If this is done properly you will receive controle of the TV for 00.00 till 06.00 CEST (click here for the time difference) There is an exception on this rule, you will lose all control over the remote if there is a replay of a good game.
- PLEASE!!!!!! If we are sad because our favorite country is losing or has lost, NEVER say: It's only a game or don't worry they will win the next game. If you will say those things we will get more agitated and love you less. Just remember you will never understand as much as me about football and your comforting words will be understood the wrong way and could result in a divorce……You are welcolme to watch 1 game with us and you will be allowed to talk to us at half time, but only during the add breaks and if the score is favorable. We want to make it clear to you that this is only at 1 game… So you won't be able to use the world Cup as an excuse to have some quality time together.
- The repeats of the Goals are very important. We don't care that we have already seen them, we want to see them again. As often as possible……..Tell all your girlfriends not to get any babies, hold any kids parties or any activities that demands our presents during the World Cup. Because: A. We won't attend them. B. We won't attend them. C. We won't attend them.
- If 1 of my mates invites us over to his place to watch a game there. WE WILL GO!!!!
- The daily evening highlights on TV are as important as the games themselves. So don't even think about saying: "but you have allready seen this….. can we watch my favorite show on the other channel" because the answer will be: "What did rule number 2 say again?"And finally: don't make any smart comments like: "luckily the World Cup is only once every 4 years". I wont react to it beacause after the World Cup, the Premier League, the A League, de Eredivisie, etc, etc and so on will start again and we will re-inforce these rules again.
- Thank you for your co-operation. Have a nice World Cup with us…
Bina | 31-May-06 at 7:24 pm | Permalink
ehm..yeah right!
WHATEVER!
cargawar | 31-May-06 at 8:11 pm | Permalink
hee hee, je gaat niet ons mannen zitten fokken met zo’n attitude he! Dat bewaar je maar voor op je werk hahahaha
welkom Bien!